• Diane M Kellogg

New Year's Resolutions


I often look forward to the new year yet dread the annual New Year's Resolutions.

I never seem to be able to keep them...but I try.

So how about a list of resolutions that I won't have to worry about keeping? It will be a given.

As a champion disorganized person, this should be easy.

The hardest part is making the list!

Here goes...

  1. I resolve to not be organized. I have already got a head start!!!


2. I will never, ever put things back in the correct place until forced to do so.


3. I won't remember to make a list of things I've run out of...and when I do I will lose that list!


4. I will always procrastinate...I'm good under pressure!


5. I will continue to take more time to shop than I say, I always have the best intentions but ...sale on aisle 5. Besides, I need to fill that cart!


6. I will always get things in at the last minute, just before my deadline. That procrastination monster rears it's head once again!


I had a list of 10 items and managed to lose the last four while typing...so I guess next is...


7. I will continue to make the kind of mistakes that while they hurt no one and can be easily fixed, they can be darn inconvenient.


8 through infinity - I know there are hundreds more but I'm sure you get the idea.


Whatever you have on your list, I wish you luck in your endeavors. Above all, have a safe and happy new year!


Grins & Giggles!


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